All in a Day’s Work

If Reader's Digest has "All in a Day's Work", I surely have mine and it made my life in the office more bearable.  

Here's my top 10 list (those in parenthesis were my thoughts during that time):

10.  Sir can I use the phone? (You're already holding it, do I have a choice?)

9.  Sir I don't have internet. (Of course, the LAN cable isn't connected to the CPU.  Are you blind?)

8.  Sir did you arrive just now? (Can't you see I'm holding my laptop bag and I'm on my way to my room?  No, I just love walking around with my laptop bag all the time.)

7.  Sir my monitor suddenly went blank (You accidentally unplugged it.  Didn't you notice?)

6.  Sir your mouse is hi-tech.  There's light coming out of it.  Where's the little ball inside? (It's called an optical mouse.) 

5.  Sir my dialer isn't working. (Of course, you haven't opened it.  Try opening it first.  It won't open by itself, FYI.)

4.  Sir where's La Salle? (Try looking out the window and read the sign on the building right in front.  It says "De La Salle University".)

3.  Sir are you from La Salle? (No, I just love wearing La Salle jackets and shirts.  I'm actually from Ateneo.) 

2.  Sir can I ask you something? (You already did.  Next question please.)

And the best one of all… Thank you, Crystal: 

1.  Sir my computer would not turn on (FYI, the computer requires power for it to run.  Try turning on the AVR first then the CPU.)